SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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