Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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