I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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