can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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