you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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