Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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