My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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