I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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