This girl is more easily done than said...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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