check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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