It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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