I understand Curling. That high.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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