it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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