Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
This baby is an asshole
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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