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I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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