It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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