I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
My breasts were aching with rage.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
