sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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