Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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