You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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