Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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