Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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