If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I wish there were birth control emojis
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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