He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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