from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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