I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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