Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I have fence marks all over my body
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
