is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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