so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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