he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
