it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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