How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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