yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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