I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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