do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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