The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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