i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
this just has baby written all over it
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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