ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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