What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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