hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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