We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
