just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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