I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I intend to get homeless drunk
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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