But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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