jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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