so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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