how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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