I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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