Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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