I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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