he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
no, he came in my armpit
I understand Curling. That high.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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