i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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