508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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