talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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