he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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