That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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