So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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