Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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